The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

It's always darkest before dawn.So if you are planning on stealing your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of loan payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them,you're a mile away plus you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definately not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone 20 bucks, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Never ever squat with your spurs on.

If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.

The quikest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

By fred Sowah